Amphetamine Annie-Dog

pacotinho!

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:13:15 -0400

pacotinho!

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Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:28:19 -0400

"Penny, EVERYTHING is better with bluetooth."

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:27:30 -0400

“Penny, EVERYTHING is better with bluetooth.” - Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory 2.18 - The...

Sheldon: I made tea.Leonard: I don’t want tea.Sheldon: I...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:41:56 -0400

Sheldon: I made tea.
Leonard: I don’t want tea.
Sheldon: I didn’t make tea for you. This is my tea.
Leonard: Why are you telling me?
Sheldon: It’s a conversation starter.
Leonard: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Sheldon: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

The Big Bang Theory 3.11 - The Maternal Congruence

Chasing Amy, 1997 (dir. Kevin Smith)

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:39:37 -0400

Chasing Amy, 1997 (dir. Kevin Smith)

I confess that in 2009, I have....

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:37:42 -0400

(x) stayed single for the whole year(x) made out in/on a car( ) kissed in the snow( ) celebrated...

Penny: So what did she say when you told her we were going...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:32:47 -0400

Penny: So what did she say when you told her we were going out?
Leonard: Um.
Penny: You didn’t tell her we were going out, did you?
Leonard: Um.
Penny: Why not?
Leonard: Um.

Sheldon: Leonard. I’m no expert on meditation, but if you’re trying to calm yourself down, I believe the word is Ohm.

The Big Bang Theory 3.11 - The Maternal Congruence

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Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:24:47 -0400

SNL: Meta!

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:29:53 -0400

SNL: Meta!

Penny : Morning Sheldon, come dance with...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:27:15 -0400

Penny : Morning Sheldon, come dance with me.
Sheldon : No.
Penny : Why not ?
Sheldon : Penny, while I subscribe to the ‘many worlds’ theory Which pots the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons in an infinite number of universes, I assure you that in none of them am I dancing.

The Big Bang Theory 3.03 - The Gothowitz Deviation

Bazinga!

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:26:30 -0400

Bazinga!

Are you ready for "that" scene?

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:25:50 -0400

sheldoncooper: spoiler alert: this scene

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Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:25:04 -0400

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Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:20:31 -0400

Topher Grace and Ashton Kutcher

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:19:59 -0400

Topher Grace and Ashton Kutcher

Royal: Pagoda is in possession of a parcel that contains my...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:18:34 -0400

Royal: Pagoda is in possession of a parcel that contains my will and some instructions regarding the funeral, including my epitaph, for when the time comes. Proof-read it for me before they carve it on the headstone, okay?
Etheline: Okay.
Royal: I never did stop loving you, by the way. Do you believe that?
Etheline: Not really.
Royal: You look terrific. That dress is stunning.
Etheline: Thanks.

Chas: Stay away from my children. Do you understand?Royal: My...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:16:35 -0400

Chas: Stay away from my children. Do you understand?
Royal: My God. I haven’t been in here in years.
Chas: ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
Royal: YES, I AM! And I think you’re having a nervous breakdown. I don’t believe you’ve recovered from Rachael’s death. I think —
(Chaz leaves room)
Royal: There you are.

Royal: What’s the jackass doing here? I KNOW YOU, ASSHOLE!

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:13:31 -0400

Royal: What’s the jackass doing here? I KNOW YOU, ASSHOLE!

Eli: I’m not in love with you any more.Margot: I didn’t know...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:58:09 -0400

Eli: I’m not in love with you any more.
Margot: I didn’t know you ever were.
Eli: Let’s not make this any more difficult than it already is.
Margot: Okay.
Eli: Okay, what?
Margot: Okay, I’m not in love with you, either.
Eli: I know. You’re in love with Richie. Which is sick and gross.

Bold what is true:

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 08:13:52 -0400

Girl Confessions (you can still answer if you’re a guy)[] I wear pink[] I’ve acted slutty[] I’ve...